| The Whitest Kids I Know... |
[Jan. 2nd, 2008|01:07 pm] |
are the only thing worthwhile in this strike-ed world.
Loads more on thuh tube.
Also, DAVE'S BACK TONIGHT.
WOOOO HOOOO!!!! |
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[Dec. 24th, 2007|11:20 pm] |
Unfortunately, not dead. Mewwy Chwistmas.
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| Dinkum flickum... |
[Oct. 16th, 2007|01:56 am] |
SNL was ok this week. They all seemed really into mocking Bon Jovi. I guess that never gets old. The digital short was above average. I can't remember the last one they did that plonked, but they've been on quite the roll of late. My favorite part is the Foo Fighters. I also liked this sketch.
Animation WAS dominated. Simpsons was great (even with copious amounts of Marge). King of the Hill was INSTANT CLASSIC~! Just beyond awesome. An episode that I could totally have seen being padded out into a movie. Fantastic stuff (Bobby naked on the water slide comes to mind...often...and now they actually had it in an episode). No new Family Guy, which was the lame. American Dad however, delivered greatly. As usual Roger owned all, conning Steve (and especially coked up), but I'd say everyone excelled this week.
BUT, the winner of the night I'd have to give to Curb. What a great episode, and what a great season this has been. When Chris Farrley's brother started stomping the dog I thought I would die laughing. He gave a great performance, and I think this has been the best group of supporting players this season of all the seasons.
Tonight I haven't gotten to Chuck, but I did watch Rules of Engagement. It was a better than average episode, but I'd say the constant format tweaking does not bode well for the shows long term prospects. Three more weeks and they find a way to make it Just Shoot Me ver. 2.0. |
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| Last year, I came to work with my spud gun in a duffel bag... |
[Oct. 13th, 2007|08:05 pm] |
So apparently I will never be able to post more than once a week. I am pathetic.
I broke down and bought The Office seasons 1-3 DVDs. But due to the new TV season, I likely won't get to watch them for a while. They were on sale, what can I say? I also got the CLASS threesome of Heathers, License to Drive, and Over the Edge. So, my queue is quite full now.
I also, also got the Kurt Cobain lunch box. $30. WORTH EVERY BLEEPIN' PENNY.
I had Wendy's again tonight. It was tasty AGAYN~! What does annoy me is that this is the second of three times that I'm going through the drive through and I say, "I want a #3" and the lady says, "a #7?" And I say, "no, a #3." Only this time that was followed by a ONE MINUTE pause and then, "what number did you want?" A NUMBER THREE GD!!! Except for that, this Wendy's is a Cadillac establishment. Really upscale. I've always been annoyed by it though because they tore down the bowling alley about 10 years ago to build it.
Other than that it has been loads of work (to pay for my DVD addiction) and loads of TV.
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| Wrong, that was a white woman... |
[Oct. 1st, 2007|01:22 am] |
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I've spent tbe last two days doing absolutely nothing (outside of sitting in front of the TV and/or the computer). Pathetic. I decorated for Halloween (which RULES by the way), and watched The Blair Witch Project (which RULES by the way), and got caught up on the TV for the week. Which mostly consisted of loads of Leave it to Beaver and Just Shoot Me, but also included other stuff. ( Read more... ) |
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| They're nifty, nifty gifties... |
[Sep. 13th, 2007|01:50 am] |
How pathetic is it that my effort to get my calendar caught up lasted one day, and now I'm four days behind (of being 200 days behind). Awful.
So, here are ten days worth to get me back to squaw:
Would you rather all the hair on you face grow inward or all the hair on you body grow inward?
This is a weird one. Does that mean your skin will puff out as the hair grows? How would you shave? I'll go with body because I really never asked for body hair so I guess I wouldn't mind if it grew inward????
Would you rather have to keep your keys permanently attached to a loop earring or have phantom yarmulke syndrome (where it always feels like you're wearing a yarmulke that may fall off)?
Earring seems the way to go, but since I don't have pierced ears and the constant having to lower my head to use the keys would be a nuisance; I', gonna go with yarmulke. I have enough weird habits, why not constantly grasping for a phantom yarmulke (FUN FACT: this is by FAR the most times I've typed that word).
Would you rather have Angelina Jolie as you personal sex slave or an unlimited supply of fudge?
Um, DUH...fudge...er wait, I think I screwed up.
Would you rather have an Afro that grows whenever you tell a lie or appear as James Garner in all photographs?
What if I AM James Garner? Also, what would be wrong with looking like him in photos? You'd probably actually do better in life. The afro thing would be neat unfortunately I would be constantly bald due to my honest nature. IT'S TRUE, DAMN TRUE.
Would you rather cry tar or sweat sap?
Total toss up. You don't cry often (unless you are me) so the tar thing would be less often a problem (but a much larger one when it occurs). I hate sweating, and I think sap sweat would definitively compound that...so...tar tears I guess.
Would you rather receive a goose that lays golden eggs or an elk that farts beat-up Buicks?
Wha??? Goose. Gold. Total no brainer.
Would you rather fight to the death 100 cups of coffee or 30 watermelons?
Watermelons? They would be sticky and heavy, but the coffee (while smaller in total mass) would most likely be hot and have potential for burns and/or scarring.
Would you rather have you left eyeball pierced with a pin or have you right Achilles tendon snipped with gardening with clippers?
OH GOD. UGH! Neither, neither, oh lord. *shudder* I honestly don't want to think of either...eye...ball...I guess, if only because I will picture it as quick and shallow where as the tendon would be thorough and take a long time to recover from. YUCK.
Would you rather implode or explode?
Many would say I have done both often. I'll go with implode because loads of people explode, but I think imploding is much rarer.
Would you rather have a lover 6'8" with 32A breasts or 4'5" with 42HHH breasts? 3'2" with 66N breasts? 2'1" with 98ZZZ?
No, I did not make this one up, however, I find it awesome. Honestly, I prefer a short bird, but I'd say I might go with Olive Oyl over these circus freaks. Though I will admit a weird desire to use the 2'1" gals ZZZs in many a nontraditional fashion. I could get by with the 4'5" chick, but you;ve got to figure they are going to cover most of her stomach.
pixplz?
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| Yeah, well, I’m calling the Ungrateful Bee-yotch Hotline... |
[Sep. 9th, 2007|09:01 pm] |
First off, I was all psyched because they were having a "Block Party" here today. Not on my block, it was actually downtown, but still, it seemed like something to do. So it ended at 10 p.m., and I wasn't sure when it started, but I figured 7 p.m. would give me plenty of time to enjoy it. Really more than three hours of loud music and it gets a little old. So I go down there, and it is some old people band. Now, I expected this, it's par for the course in this neck of the woods, but they were playing decent straight up hippy rock and roll. So, it was better than the constant crap hop that thuh clubs play (more on that in a minute). What started to annoy me is that it was ALL original songs. Usually a band will throw you a bone and play a half way recognizable song. But no. Then the lead singer guy (who looks like a fatter Jerry Garcia with his long hair - receding hairline - in a pony tail) starts blabbering on in between songs about his life story, how he used to be a junkie, but he's glad he made it through all that. Then they played a few songs. Then he starts blabbering on AGAIN about his life and then, he starts in about...JESUS. UGH. It was a Christian Rock fest. ARGH! I wondered why the college students weren't there, why it was on a Sunday night, etc. When he literally put his arms out like he was on the cross, I bailed. It's a shame as there were plenty of Christian dandies to go around. Overall it was:
NOT COOL.
Clubs: Two things.
When did the female salutation in a social setting such as these become rubbing their rear end into a fellows crotch? Seriously. And it's not like a girl does that to her boyfriend. It's like they dance with a dude by doing that, and then for the next song, they find another dude and do that to him. I realize I should think this is a good thing, but it just makes them seem really really slutty. Which is not something I find attractive...in someone I want to date. Have a wank to sure, but I don't want to have kids with the town spermceptical.
Other thing, last night didn't entirely suck at the old club. There is another WAY better club, but nobody goes there, and last night they weren't even serving liquor (which explains why people weren't there as far as that goes). So, I went to the usual spot, and it was PACKED. Which is good, there is nothing worse than a 10:1 dude to chick ratio and there only being 20 people (do the math). Also, the DJ played a LOT of older stuff that I could recognize and not want to jump out the window to avoid. Now, I didn't dance or interact with anyone, and a middle eastern dude sat down at a chair near me (he looked like a dorky version of Ernon from the Sopranos) totally killing any chance I had for...ah who am I kidding I had no chance. But, some smokin hot chick had me take a picture of her and her friends so I must not have seemed entirely like a serial killer.
VMAs: SUCKED. Worst EVARS~! I'm not going to pile on Britney, I thought her song was decent (better than her last album, but sounded more like a third single than the first single). She looked unrehearsed at first, but grew in confidence as it went on (though really the performance was just her walking from one spot to another while other people ran around her - and, her lip sync was FULL ON, but whatayaexpect). As far as her fitness, I thought she looked fine. Definitely a bit plumper than her last VMAs, but if you say you'd turn her away you are lying. They had NO HOST, but had Sarah Silverman open the show. AND SHE KILLED. Seriously, that room sat on its hands as she tore a set that would make anybody blush, even busting out her "shaved vagina" impression. Totally AWESOME. The rest, total garbage. It was a train wreck of a show that seemed more like House Party: 3 than the VMAs. The awards are more of an afterthought than videos are in their TV rotation. I'd also say that the commercial to program ratio was equal. I zipped through it in no time. They should just cancel them. They are even trying to drive up the ratings by only showing it once. My guess: no one will notice.
EDIT: Also, tonights Curb was INSTANT CLASSIC~! Better than all of the last two seasons, and easily season 2 level. Could eventually be the best ever, and right now it is in strong contention with the porno dinner party. Let's hope the rest of the season rules this hard. |
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